Andrew here… and I’m proud to say I’m the OG Asshole.

I’ve been formulating this seasoning mix for over 20 years, I use it on a daily basis. I put it on EVERYTHING. Although it’s been imitated it’s never been duplicated. Friends and family have been gifted this essential spice mix for years, and I’ve always been asked why I don’t sell it. Now it can be yours to own.

“Did you put some ASS on it? You bet your ASS I did!”
“You can do it put some ASS into it”
“This meal kicks serious ASS”

See, this truly is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s fun. Convenient. Simple.

Whether you’re just starting out or have been on it for years – my ASS will make sure yours is sufficiently covered for your next meal. And then some…

ASS is the only seasoning you need to bring camping, to the beach, on vacation… anywhere!

Kick ASS Recipes

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Bone-In Ribeye

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My favorite steak, the true meat lover's cut of beef.  Aged ribeye is a delicacy.  There is no comparison to the rich, bold, buttery flavor...

Good ASS Brussels Sprouts

| Side, Vegetable | One Comment

These Brussels Sprouts are game changers

Seared Scallops

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Scallops at home have never been easier.  The key to this recipe is the dry cast iron pan technique.  It ensures a beautiful crust every...

Roasted Potatoes

| Potatoes, Vegetable | No Comments

Once you start making your potatoes this way… it’s over. Ingredients: EVOO 6-8 red potatoes Copious ASS Prep: Cut your potatoes in half, then each…